Govt Of India Rocks..@

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Can you imagine this happening in INDIA?

Government of India has an online Grievance forum at

The government wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like Passport Office, Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc etc.

I know many people will say that these things don’t work in India, but this actually works as one of our colleague in CSC found. The guy I’m talking about lives in Faridabad. Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dugged up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents including this guy. But it was only this guy! Who used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. And to his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of faridabad was served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC and BSNL about the goof up as it’s clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don’t know about this facility.
This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the ‘ System‘ in India. Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings. “

Nways something similar happened to me ,i had sent a complaint regarding the Road outside IIT Powai which is normally fucked up ...and also bout the flyover connecting Powai to Eastern Express Highway..and believe u me,they actually sent me back a notice which was CCed to infinite people in the ADMINISTRATIVE section of MMRDA and many others.....
SO take home lesson

NExt time u have ny issue..unsolved ..unresponded...
Govt on India Comes to Rescue..
UPA is rocking for the moment..

POST GOOGLE CRASH..Disaster Management

Now then
the last one saw over 30 hits..and over 1 comments ..okaay .. 2 comments in all

So Lets c ..

"The thoughts expressed below would be arbit in Nature as the very idea of Google Crashing puts me into a LOW POWER STATE-discharging my grey matter"

Analysing the disasters that can cause ..
lets try to work on the Disaster Management Policies ..


Lets try to analyze the possible solution the world would come up with to handle the

The Alternative GET TO ACTION

  • if u r in yahoo..for a change u would start getting busy..
  • if u r google ...soory u were in google ..the world is waiting for u ..TO KILL U
  • if u were in google ..Yahoo,Amazon,Lacos,AOL all are waiting for u ..arms wide open..
  • U would definitely get a better or atleast equivalent Pocket Money...(onlyif they can afford)

Lets see wht students like u and me would do ..
  • I will shift to wordpress..and so would u ..
  • We can have a two minute SILENCE over the Grave Crisis.
  • We can organize a Torch March to Google Headquarters ..Certis would be provided..Resume Point.. :)
  • We can also boost yahoo traffic..and keep them busy ..
  • or We can encourage google guys to repair..
  • We can ...hmmm use Messenger for Chatting (bad still no alternatives)
  • We can watch the google crash down movie..the XXXX actor gets some fame
The Generall Recovery Consequences and Method...

  • Wordpress is HIT Forever purchases everyother blog service..becomes Google in the blogosphere..
  • The Google Crash Down movie can have a sequel to it ..with the HERO launching New GOOGLE ..while his girlfriend waits for him (in .....**..**)
  • The Concept of LIBRARY gets back to life...
  • Development of state of art Libraries
  • Poor u and me ..we cant date nymore in Libraries..we will misss google
  • Car Pools for Libraries...
  • New startups directed towards ..Libraries/Canteens near Libraries..
  • Stumblers get some coverage..
  • Facebook gets the Indian Junta..(no body finds the Wall)
  • Tutorial on facebook homepage..HOW TO USE FACEBOOK
  • Business schools get the best case study of the Millenium
  • HRD Ministry -Disaster Management Course introduced in IIT's curriculam for Freshies
  • Student Unions-Introduce Disaster Accounts and Disaster design courses for Arts and Commerce..coz they too would lose "THE" ORKUT..
  • MBA schools would need more profs from the same field
  • Barter system mite ..or lets play safe will have a come back
  • Forgery would be on a u cant forge gold coins..
  • Inflation would stop existing
  • Terms like finance would be banned for a while..
  • Economists would fite for nother Noble Prize in the Field on GOOGLE Analysis
  • Papers on everything and nything would be allowed
  • Even we can rite a journal or two
  • They can step outside their Labs and see the WORLD AROUND
  • Research would be never so easy as now...coz u wont have to search ...

Before i finish ..
wat if ..

YAHOO also crashes ..but due to TRAFFIC..

That's all my grey cells could manage to think off ..
nways add ur commnets
and leeme know i we have ny other Disater Management Plans ...

Till then lets keep ours fingers crossedd..


Google Crashes...

i know that the entire thought of riting this post is destructive ..
perhaps all the word on this link
would be enough to explain my state of mind,
however i rite this post with a different motive (and that too on a google product) i hope google doesnt mind facing the not so tasty truth ...
that somehow i strongly feel the entire world is

"a bit too much overdependent on the word google"

i mean out of thousands of thousands i know of people off,for those thousands, day starts and ends on google products ....
They practically live on GOooOOoogle
Do we really need to be so very dependent on it ..
Even i m one of those who start and end at google...
But what if someday..oneday crashes..
and we see

Google is sorry!!!

Starting off ..
Imagine..okaa.i know even thinking bout this can Lead to Fatal situation but still lets try ..

I fully understand ur feeling towards google but ..its just that i cant stop this thought coming to my mind every now and then

Google goes down for lets say 30 minutes....GMT ****hrs ..

"The thoughts expressed below would be arbit in Nature as the very idea of Google Crashing puts me into a LOW POWER STATE "

Lets analyse the not so good things that would come into existence..
  • u wont be able to read this blog ..
  • i wont be able to read ur blog (if u have one and i read it)
  • people wont be able to stumble
  • people would lose money that Google adsense would have fetched them...
now lets analyse the effects on students ..not the one like u and me ....
  • So called researchers can rest for five minutes
  • The real one can panic for five minutes
  • they mite commit suicide ....dont think of suing google ..if u have ny plans for sure wont bother..
  • They mite leave the idea of researching
  • they they will get panic attacks 101 in India and 911 in US
  • IIT and IIM's can declare a public holiday...mite be extended..
lets us see how it would affect the lukha world ..including you
  • u would bother for five minutes
  • Yahoo finally got some traffic from India
  • So does
  • u can have a break from chat for a few minutes..
  • u can ....hmm think for a while or take a quick nap or do wht ever u feel like.
  • u can wait for google to restart,if u really a google guy..
  • if u r in google u would run for air..
  • if u r not in google,u would still run for fresh air
  • if google uses you ..u better call them
  • if google doesnt use ..still u better call them
  • Production houses may launch movies on the Google Breakdown
  • Actors like ****** mite find some work for a change..
  • These movies would have high probability of getting Super Duper Hit
  • Govts would be realxed for few minutes..coz for some "delta"no body can SPY on them
Now lets try analyse aftermath on the so called economy..
  • Stocks market mite crash
  • Stocks market will crash
  • Billion would be lost
  • Trillion may be lost
  • Oil can become cheaper
  • Oil can also become expensive
  • companies mite shut down
  • Concept of entrepreneurship would be banned for the next few...Years may be ..

can't think of nymore..
m looking for more comments on this one ..
i hope people come up with good an altenative depending site "XXXXXX"
also name ur wud be"google "

Beware junta...

Hope for the best and be prepared for the worst :(