Showing posts with label Disaster Management. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Disaster Management. Show all posts

Love Thy Smoker

Love Thy Smoker!!

With this blog post ,i would like to introduce Malvika Parmar, as a guest author on this blog. Malvika happens to be a old school friend, whom i met after 6 years courtesy Social Networking . Since i have only 1000 Mb of space left on this blog, i shall register a new blog to introduce the epical stories of Malvika.



I am a person of very peculiar and sometimes strange likes and dislikes, and I guess the latter outnumbers the former. So I thought that since this is my first post, let me just pick something on which I have plenty to talk about-the ‘dislikes’. Sounds contrary to the title? Well, I don’t blame the readers! But seriously, I am going to discuss one serious ‘dislike’ of mine.

I often come across people saying, “I hate smokers”. And this is exactly what I seriously, positively DISLIKE. I really fail to understand the logic behind it. Let me dissect the statement now, in an effort to understand the deeper meaning hidden within the spaces. To hate “smokers” means hating people who smoke (we are not talking diesel buses here for god’s sake). I don’t as often hear people saying, “I hate nose diggers” or “I hate men peeing on the pavement” as much as “I hate smokers”.

If you are so against smoking why don’t you say “I hate Marlboro” or “I hate cigarette lighters”? That would really be more logical. Its insane to hate someone for a habit that only goes to harm him. And yes this reminds me of the good old rationale of ‘passive smoking’ which people often come up with as a defence to their hatred. To all those people who think passive smoking of cigarettes would kill them, honey, the vehicular pollution affects you much more adversely. So you can start saying “I hate automobiles”!

I can understand if someone says that he/she hates the habit of smoking, like Mahatma Gandhi said, “hate crime and not the criminal”. Just imagine you have a very dear friend who you have known for a very long time and share a great bond with. Will you start hating him if he starts smoking? Will he suddenly be a less of a friend or a lesser being? He would undoubtedly hold similar importance and significance in your life. In fact you might just become a lot more caring for his lungs. I fell in love with a person who smokes and that really changed nothing, just like it wouldn’t have mattered if he snored while sleeping.

People, smoking is just another habit and I urge you not to judge a person’s character by a single habit. It pains me to think that people who lie, cheat, deceive, bitch and backstab their own friends get more respect just because the don’t possess any of the so called “anti-social” habits.

I am not a chain smoker. I smoke like ten cigarettes annually, but some of my dearest friends smoke on a regular basis. And whenever they are subjected to this social bias just because of one habit and others ignore any talent or the kindness they possess, it hurts me to be a part of such morally blind society.

This article was a result of a long argument with another friend of mine who apparently “hated” smokers. I managed to change his stance to an extent and thus I decided to write this article with the hope of changing a few more ‘opinions’.

So as they say, in spite of all the inhibitions and doubts, “love thy neighbour”, we can also follow another modern ‘sister saying’ “Love Thy Smoker”

This does not happen in India

Nishit told me about this ------
worth mentioning on the blog

Innovation beyoooond imagination ...
amazing idea ..seriously
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=70579

POST GOOGLE CRASH..Disaster Management


Now then
the last one saw over 30 hits..and over 1 comments ..okaay .. 2 comments in all

So Lets c ..

Disclaimer:
"The thoughts expressed below would be arbit in Nature as the very idea of Google Crashing puts me into a LOW POWER STATE-discharging my grey matter"

Analysing the disasters that Google.com can cause ..
lets try to work on the Disaster Management Policies ..

DISASTER MANAGEMENT




Lets try to analyze the possible solution the world would come up with to handle the
BIGGEST CRISIS EVER FACED

The Alternative GET TO ACTION

  • if u r in yahoo..for a change u would start getting busy..
  • if u r google ...soory u were in google ..the world is waiting for u ..TO KILL U
  • if u were in google ..Yahoo,Amazon,Lacos,AOL all are waiting for u ..arms wide open..
  • U would definitely get a better or atleast equivalent Pocket Money...(onlyif they can afford)

Lets see wht students like u and me would do ..
  • I will shift to wordpress..and so would u ..
  • We can have a two minute SILENCE over the Grave Crisis.
  • We can organize a Torch March to Google Headquarters ..Certis would be provided..Resume Point.. :)
  • We can also boost yahoo traffic..and keep them busy ..
  • or We can encourage google guys to repair..
  • We can ...hmmm use Messenger for Chatting (bad still no alternatives)
  • We can watch the google crash down movie..the XXXX actor gets some fame
The Generall Recovery Consequences and Method...

  • Wordpress is HIT Forever now..it purchases everyother blog service..becomes Google in the blogosphere..
  • The Google Crash Down movie can have a sequel to it ..with the HERO launching New GOOGLE ..while his girlfriend waits for him (in .....**..**)
  • The Concept of LIBRARY gets back to life...
  • Development of state of art Libraries
  • Poor u and me ..we cant date nymore in Libraries..we will misss google
  • Car Pools for Libraries...
  • New startups directed towards ..Libraries/Canteens near Libraries..
  • Stumblers get some coverage..
  • Facebook gets the Indian Junta..(no body finds the Wall)
  • Tutorial on facebook homepage..HOW TO USE FACEBOOK
DISASTER MANAGEMENT-Cooperate World
  • Business schools get the best case study of the Millenium
  • HRD Ministry -Disaster Management Course introduced in IIT's curriculam for Freshies
  • Student Unions-Introduce Disaster Accounts and Disaster design courses for Arts and Commerce..coz they too would lose "THE" ORKUT..
  • MBA schools would need more profs from the same field
  • Barter system mite ..or lets play safe ..it will have a come back
  • Forgery would be on a decline..as u cant forge gold coins..
  • Inflation would stop existing
  • Terms like finance would be banned for a while..
  • Economists would fite for nother Noble Prize in the Field on GOOGLE Analysis
RESEARCHERS WORLD
  • Papers on everything and nything would be allowed
  • Even we can rite a journal or two
  • They can step outside their Labs and see the WORLD AROUND
  • Research would be never so easy as now...coz u wont have to search ...


Before i finish ..
wat if ..

YAHOO also crashes ..but due to TRAFFIC..


That's all my grey cells could manage to think off ..
nways add ur commnets
and leeme know i we have ny other Disater Management Plans ...


Till then lets keep ours fingers crossedd..
that

GOOGLE DOESNT CRASH..

Google Crashes...




i know that the entire thought of riting this post is destructive ..
perhaps all the word on this link http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/destructive%20
would be enough to explain my state of mind,
however i rite this post with a different motive (and that too on a google product) i hope google doesnt mind facing the not so tasty truth ...
that somehow i strongly feel the entire world is


"a bit too much overdependent on the word google"
...


i mean out of thousands of thousands i know of people off,for those thousands, day starts and ends on google products ....
They practically live on GOooOOoogle
Do we really need to be so very dependent on it ..
Even i m one of those who start and end at google...
But what if someday..oneday ..google crashes..
and we see

ERROR 404
Google is sorry!!!


Starting off ..
Imagine..okaa.i know even thinking bout this can Lead to Fatal situation but still lets try ..

I fully understand ur feeling towards google but ..its just that i cant stop this thought coming to my mind every now and then

Google goes down for lets say 30 minutes....GMT ****hrs ..

"The thoughts expressed below would be arbit in Nature as the very idea of Google Crashing puts me into a LOW POWER STATE "

Lets analyse the not so good things that would come into existence..
  • u wont be able to read this blog ..
  • i wont be able to read ur blog (if u have one and i read it)
  • people wont be able to stumble
  • people would lose money that Google adsense would have fetched them...
now lets analyse the effects on students ..not the one like u and me ....
  • So called researchers can rest for five minutes
  • The real one can panic for five minutes
  • they mite commit suicide ....dont think of suing google ..if u have ny plans ..google for sure wont bother..
  • They mite leave the idea of researching
  • they can..no they will get panic attacks ...Ambulance..call 101 in India and 911 in US
  • IIT and IIM's can declare a public holiday...mite be extended..
lets us see how it would affect the lukha world ..including you
  • u would bother for five minutes
  • Yahoo finally got some traffic from India
  • So does Amazon.com
  • u can have a break from chat for a few minutes..
  • u can ....hmm think for a while or take a quick nap or do wht ever u feel like.
  • u can wait for google to restart,if u really a google guy..
  • if u r in google u would run for air..
  • if u r not in google,u would still run for fresh air
  • if google uses you ..u better call them
  • if google doesnt use ..still u better call them
  • Production houses may launch movies on the Google Breakdown
  • Actors like ****** mite find some work for a change..
  • These movies would have high probability of getting Super Duper Hit
  • Govts would be realxed for few minutes..coz for some "delta"no body can SPY on them
Now lets try analyse aftermath on the so called economy..
  • Stocks market mite crash
  • Stocks market will crash
  • Billion would be lost
  • Trillion may be lost
  • Oil can become cheaper
  • Oil can also become expensive
  • companies mite shut down
  • Concept of entrepreneurship would be banned for the next few...Years may be ..


can't think of nymore..
m looking for more comments on this one ..
i hope people come up with good an altenative depending site "XXXXXX"
also name ur wud be"google "

Beware junta...

Hope for the best and be prepared for the worst :(