My Favorite Spam

For those who often tend to assume the content from the title..
would draw something they would be fantasizing about.
And those who would be willing to cross the boundary would stress on their Grey cells and would solve a equation having my likes and dislikes.

I write this post on a humid humid and only humid afternoon,
and before it gets anymore serious, i would like to take this opportunity to extend my thanks to

  • mary cmlement
  • joseph_yana
  • Michael (the one from US)
  • Femi Collins
And the entire community of billionaires who have been kind enough to consider me amongst the
RELIABLE / TRUSTWORTHY persons alive on the Holy Land, for investing nothing less then 4 millions $ with me and only me .
Here I would like to quote their exact words
"I got your contact during my search for a reliable, trust worthy and honest person to introduce this transfer project to.I have a proposal for you,this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. Your profile pushed me to send you this mail,I am motivated in contacting you and hope to gradually build trust, relationship and confidence in you as I get to know you better."Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your partner? (me n honest who the hell told u tht )
2. Can I completely trust you that you can not betray me?"
(of over 6 billion people living in the world y the hell do u wana trust me)

And the best part comes when they generously "beg" you to accept a minimum of 2 million Pounds after telling you their painful story.
I personally donot have any favorites but would like to "quote" one here.

My name is Smith Bangura 22 years old of age. I am in possession of a large sum of US$12.5 Million in cash which I want to invest in your country under your care. This money was inherited from my late father Dr. David Bangura who was the Chief accountant of Sierra Leone Gold & diamond Mining Corporation during our 8 years civil War when Major Johnny Paul Koroma was the country's president. This money is of no criminal origin as it was largely realized from black market sale of alluvial gold dust during the war. This money was lodged in a Trunk Box and moved to Master Diplomatic Security Company in Abidjan Ivory Coast through diplomatic channels in one trunk box tagged family valuables for security reasons. I now want to withdraw trunk box that containing the money out from the security company and invest it in abroad for profitable business ventures, as the time is now ripe for such move. A friend of mine actually mailed them his Address/bank account no /phone no/name and hoping against hope still went on the bank to check his bank balance the next week.

The lines written above are supposes to be sarcastic and not serious.
The lines below are definitely serious.

Now some less known facts bout spamming
  • In absolute numbers 1978 - An e-mail spam advertising a DEC product presentation is sent by Gary Thuerk to 600 addresses, though software limitations meant only slightly more than half of the intended recipients actually received it
  • 2005 - (June) 30 billion per day2006 - (June) 55 billion per day2007 - (February) 90 billion per day2007 - (June) 100 billion per day
  • According to Steve Ballmer, Microsoft founder Bill Gates receives four million e-mails per year, most of them spam
  • The world-wide productivity cost of spam is estimated to be $50 billion
  • In terms of number of IP addresses: spam sources in terms of number of IP addresses used for spamming, rather than volume of spam sent ,the rankings are - United States> China>Russia.

Wikipedia being the source for all the facts should be held resposible for any discrepancy in the data.

Please feel free to share ur favorite spam as i continue to sturggle in my search to do better things in this humid ,humid and nothing but simply humid summer.